He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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