She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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