chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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