Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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