Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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