She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Randomize
