I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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