It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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