At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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