At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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