smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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