And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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