apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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