We're facebook friends in real life
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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