I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
This is my gift to your gina
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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