i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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