My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I stole a fireplace last night.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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