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(912): View more from Georgia

just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

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(404): View more from Georgia

She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.

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(517): View more from Michigan

He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.

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(904): View more from Florida

I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.

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(727): View more from Florida

don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.

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(770): View more from Georgia

good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.

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(561): View more from Florida

Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.

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(541): View more from Oregon

If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.

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