windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I need a beard to bite.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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