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Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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