Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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