Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
