She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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