Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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