Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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