Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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