I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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