If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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