No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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