What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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