cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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