oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
A+ Viking dick
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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