I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
