Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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