i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I booty called her while she was in labor.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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