Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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