just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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