pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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