..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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