You really coming over, don't trick.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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