**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
