we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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