why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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