literally had 100 drinks last night.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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