This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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