He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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