at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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