I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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