i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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