Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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